ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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