so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
only if we run a train.
done.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I forget how to act sober
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