Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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