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It's Friday. Sex?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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