Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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