hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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