we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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