doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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