If i come over, it means nothing
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Randomize