In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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