My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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