That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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