Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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