I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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