break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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