Non-Jews are for practice
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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