so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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