where does the pee come out of this thing
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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