Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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