Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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