We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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