So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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