AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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