I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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