What did we do last night that was yellow?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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