FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
