Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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