Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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