Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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