I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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