what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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