Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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