Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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