During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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