its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We don't watch enough power rangers
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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