I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
we should paint friendship bongs
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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