I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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