this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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