The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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