school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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