whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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