yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i just had sex bonerless
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Randomize
