I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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