Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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