quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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