i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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