Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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