You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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