Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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