God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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