break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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