he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
